So I guess my preferred form of opening would be catching everyone up on what has happened as of late and expansions of the extant formula.

By that I'm pretty sure you mean

ENTRY-001: MAKE A WEBSITE and some of the reactions to it.

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yes.

To summarize, I got a few interesting messages about it, and ended up internally building systems to combat the malaise felt in the modern webscape.

And I want to share it with

my dear, beloved readers.

So let's respond

to a few messages.

Hopefully in a way where one self does not cut the other off.

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Feh.